Greegree Girl's Giant Thoughts

HAPPY 2008!!!!!!!!

I resolve to not grow anymore giant-sized fruit in which domesticated (well, Vodou-hexed) farm animals can be conveniently housed.

How'd ya like THEM apples, huh? LOL!!!!!

Okay. I know it's been like forever, but I've been busy, okay?

Um... Yeah. Okay. Now, this is going to sound really crazy, but... Does anyone out there know how to get rid of zombies? 'Cause you know, zombies rot. Big time.

Thanks! :-D

After finding that drawing in my aunt's desk, I gotta wonder... Is there REALLY a treasure out there? What would even one gold coin be worth? Of course, I asked Leader. He said to Google it. Duh. So anyways, it's like if it's a REAL doubloon, just one coin could be worth anywhere from $1,000 to $3,000!!! That's crazy! I could buy like a gazillion magic tricks and books or some really big illusions with that kind of money--like my own disappearing box or something!

Anyways, that's what's on my mind today....

What's on YOUR mind?

"Family ain't born from blood... Family comes from love, it does."

If you've got both, good for you, but if you don't, don't worry about it. We sure don't.

Just saw Madame Celery's site!

Maybe I should buy more gris-gris bags?

Long hair or short, guy or gal, the baseball hat RULES!!!!!

YOU MIGHT BE A CAJUN IF....

*Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.

*You won't eat a lobster because you think it's a crawfish on steroids.

*You take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for some Tabasco.

*You pass up a chance to meet the president to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge

*Your children's favorite bedtime story begins with, "First you make a roux..."

*You're asked in school to name the four seasons and you reply, "Onyons, celery, bell peppers, and garlic."

*You think the "Fab Four" are "Paul Prudhomme, John Folse, Justin Wilson, and A.J. Smith".

*You let your black coffee cool and find it has gelled. (This sounds like Aunt Aggie!)

*You describe a complete breakfast as some deer sausage, grits and a yard of boudin.

*None of your favorite vacation spots are north of Abbeville.

*You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and someone says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what they mean. (I sure do know what they mean--ewww!)

*You refer to Louisiana winters as "gumbo weather"

*You gave up Tabasco for Lent.

*You don't know the real names of your close friends - only their nicknames. (Okay, so Leader doesn't really have a nickname, and my tantine calls M. Villemont by his first and middle name--don't ask!--but she calls me, Jojo.)

*You can look at a rice field and can tell how much gravy it'll take for that much rice. (I bet Tantine could!)

*You stand up when they play "Jolie Blon." (It's true!)

*You consider Breaux Bridge the state capitol. (Wait a second...it's not?)

*You think the Mason-Dixon line is at Bunkie. (Yeah, so?)

I think mosquitoes have no real purpose in life, other than to make life miserable.

Tantine puts water and vanilla in a spray bottle and squirts herself all over with that junk before she goes outside. She smells like a cookie.

I don't know if it keeps the mosquitoes away, but it sure doesn't keep the bees away!

Chocolate flavored poptarts, fudge sauce, and rainbow sprinkles equals 24K good times.

They don't scream when Tantine throws them in the pot, but it still freaks me out.

Pranks! But they taste so dang good....